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  1. 01-20-2012, 11:00 AM #1
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    Best Dos Equis 1 Liners. Either new or used.

    I made one up....

    He can pop a wheelie, on a Unicycle. He is the most interesting man in the World.
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  2. 01-20-2012, 11:10 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aprilia76 View Post
    I made one up....

    He can pop a wheelie, on a Unicycle. He is the most interesting man in the World.
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    Thats a Chuck Norris quote, pretty sure its even in the Chuck Norris quotes thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2k7 View Post
    Thats a Chuck Norris quote, pretty sure its even in the Chuck Norris quotes thread.
    If it is I missed it. LOL.

    Fine how about...

    When he approaches the grand canyon he does not speak to produce an echo. The Grand Canyon greets him 1st.

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