OK- we need jokes

[SVgirlie]

If u guys are stuck at work or stuck at home like me BORED time A MILLION... what we need are some JOKES!! Anyone got any good ones??

[buckwild750]

Here is one: What do you do if you are bored at home and own a CBR???

[SVgirlie]

Ummm go ride it!! Im recovering... (pity me) all I can do is stay in BED and chat with u guys... I think i've watched every DVD i own twice!!

[SVgirlie]

not to mention that im recovering at my parents house which are the most catholic puertoricans u ever did meet. Yes, ladies and gentlemen i have a medal of the virgin mary pinned to my tank top. Every time I change clothes and wake up... there it is. I also am surrounded by no less than 4 prayer books. Anyone care to join me!! ha ha ... its hysterical. If I wasnt in so much pain i would laugh. my mommy also cuts my food up for me in little pieces and tucks me in at night... what else can i say!!

[buckwild750]

My bad, I did know you were recovering from something. After I posted I saw you were stuck at home :banghead: . I hope your recover quickly!

Ummm go ride it!! Im recovering... (pity me) all I can do is stay in BED and chat with u guys... I think i've watched every DVD i own twice!!

[SVgirlie]

no its ok!! i'm alright... just gotta stay in bed till the 27th!! (is it tuesday yet??) so i'm counting on the lovely www for entertainment! I miss my bike. Its so PURTY... and SHINY!!

[griffinzx10]

Ok here is 2 jokes.


1. http://www.tampasportbikes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1273 Read that

2. What do you call a boomarang that doesnt come back after you throw it?

























A STICK!!!!!